Top 10 Ways You Know It’s a Solar Flare Day…
10. You have trouble getting the Tardis started
9. GPS turn by turn directions keeps leading you to Dairy Queen
8. Steely Dan is staticy on the FM
7. People’s hair randomly bursting into flames on the street
6. Plants actually growing right before your eyes.
5. Forecast calls for a high near 155
4. You can microwave your lunch on the sidewalk
3. Your cell phone starts dispensing cash like an ATM!
2. The power grid goes down but your appliances are working anyway
and the number one way you can tell it’s a solar flare day…
1. You can see in ultraviolet