Thirteen Below
I opened my browser minutes ago and my home page opened up. It’s the Borealis Webcam Multiview of their web cams scattered about Anchorage, Alaska. The current temperature at 3:53 a.m. local time just happened to be -13 F, which is also the coldest temperature I have had the pleasure to enjoy.
Enjoy? Well sure. I was a teenager and it was a great adventure. You may disagree if you have lived where it’s regularly colder. Especially if you’ve had to endure plugging in your car to keep the oil a semi liquid, or shoveling snow for an hour just so you can get out of the driveway only to have the snowplow come by and block your drive again. That does sound frustrating.
But my story is different. I was 16 years old and we took a Winter road trip to Grandpa Jones’ ranch in John Day, Oregon. Shoveling snow was not part of my life. We were visiting from the Willamette Valley were the rare snow doesn’t stick around long and temperatures rarely fall below the teens above zero.
It was already cold when we left Canby. In the 20s maybe and so my brothers and sisters and I were dressed warmly as we piled into the van. It was an evening/night drive to eastern Oregon. My first clue that this trip was going to be different was when we got into the mountains and ice started forming on the inside of the van windows! Yes, Dad had the heat on, but it was near zero outside. We stopped to go to the bathroom in the woods (you can do that in Oregon. Lots of trees :-) and the wind blew through my jeans like I wasn’t wearing any! First lesson. Wear thermals when it’s nothing degrees outside.
We arrived in John Day and went to bed. The next morning it was get out of bed and feed the cows. No shower or breakfast first. The cows get fed at daybreak, which also happens to be the coldest time of the day, even in John Day. It was perfectly calm and clear and thermometer read -13 F. A personal best for me that stands to this day.
I bundled up the best I could and I was made to wear a handkerchief over my mouth and nose so I wouldn’t “frost my lungs.” I doubted then (and now) that that was a real danger at that temperature, but I don’t remember arguing. Maybe I rolled my eyes. You know how teenagers are.
I stepped outside into the squeaky snow and man it was cold! I just gotten up, so there was not much blood circulating in my body yet. Thankfully it was perfectly still so the wind chill was also -13 (unless you started walking fast).
We got to work. We loaded the trailer with hay and Grandpa drove the tractor while we peeled flakes off for the cows to enjoy. The cold was making my nose run and as I inhaled my snot (sorry about the visual) froze in my nose! It’s like someone crammed cardboard up there! The condensation from my breath turned the handkerchief into ice. It was also forcing moisture to exit near my eyes and one of my eyes actually froze shut! I had to take off a glove and melt the ice off of my eyelashes so I could open my eye again. (I knew that handkerchief was a silly idea) Crazy.
We were done before I knew it. The cows were fed and we went inside to warm up and have a hearty breakfast our own selves. That afternoon it got up to a toasty 10 degrees. With sunshine icicles were growing and we went sledding and sliding into, and through, one of the frozen ditches. FUN! The whole visit was fun. Later that Winter I got to return and my Uncle and I hiked up into the John Day Mountains and surprised a bunch of deer. We also almost got lost in a snow squall, but that’s another story.
I love cold and snow. Always have. It’s beautiful and fun. Of course, I’ve never had to plug in my car or shovel my way to work either…
Just Do It

Run!
Nike has something there, but that is the final step of the process. Almost always before we do, we ponder. Even before that we have to have the idea to act on in the first place. Sometimes the time between having an idea and acting is a split second! Often in those cases you can end up getting in trouble.
So where am I going with this? New Year’s Resolutions, of course. It’s great that I want to get back into shape, lose weight and get organized. (notice I didn’t say get reorganized :-) That’s where the process starts. Deciding to do something, coming up with a plan of action and ultimately acting. Just doing it. Unfortunately I am all too familiar with thinking about a thing and thinking about a thing and thinking about a thing but not acting. Funny how things don’t change until our actions change!
It’s Biblical too. Proverbs 14:23 says:
In all labor there is profit,
But idle chatter leads only to poverty.
The key word here is idle. If you are thinking about something, that is the first step, but don’t let it stop there. Even if it’s years and years that you have been pondering, chances are it’s not too late to act.
Different actions spring from different thinking, so don’t discount that. Don’t be too hard on yourself if you’ve been thinking about getting back into shape, but haven’t acted yet. You are on the right track! The next step is to drive yourself to a track and actually run around it.
Me? My boss got me involved with a group at his church that is gradually working up to running a 5k in March. The first workout was Thursday and we are meeting again this morning in just an hour or so. The workout is pretty easy to start. (but turned out to be harder in action then it looked on paper) After a 5 minute brisk warm up walk it was 60 seconds of jogging followed by 90 seconds of walking. Lather rinse and repeat for 20 minutes. Not bad. The workouts gradually increase the running component so that by mid March we are running for 28 minutes and ready for the 5k.
I’m really excited about it. Even though I have run a few 5k’s before, that was in the early 90s! I used to jog almost everyday in 1999 and 2000. I had worked up to 4 to 6 miles almost everyday and was in my best shape since high school. A knee surgery and 10 years later (and 40 pounds later) it’s almost like starting over.
The important thing is I am starting and with a goal in mind. Now, if I could just get someone to wash my car and clean this apartment.
Mom’s Assorted Dried Fruit
A couple of visits ago (and probably a couple of years ago too) to see the Mom she was telling me about how she was dehydrating some food and how the dried fruit was turning out really tasty. She was describing them to me and I got an idea. What if we did an ad campaign? I busted out the MacBook Pro and started messing around in Garage Band. We had sooo much fun writing and producing these! Here’s what we came up with. Get yours today!
Mom’s Assorted Dried Fruit:
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Mom’s Apple Tudes Dude:
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Mom’s Banana Chips:
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Mom’s Dried Pineapple Chunks:
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Mom’s Dried Strawberry:
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Mom’s Peach Drops:
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Mom’s Plum Plunges:
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Sylmar Earthquake
I was born in L.A. at a young age (as I like to say) and we lived in Lawndale, California until I was in 3rd grade. Spending the first 8 years of my life in south-central L.A. meant I got to experience a lot of things. I don’t remember it being a particularly rough neighborhood, except I do remember a friend of mine got punched in the face because he had a sissy bar on his bike that said, “Sock it to me!” I tried to warn him :-)
Anyway, one of the cool things about being in Los Angeles was the earthquakes. You never knew when they were going to hit, but they were pretty fun. I remember one afternoon in particular. The water in the fish tank started to slosh and the light above the dining room table started to sway. We all rushed outside. Not because we were in danger, we just did. What I saw next was so cool. As I looked down the street, it looked like the whole earth was rolling like the ocean! It kinda made me dizzy. It didn’t last very long and it wasn’t particularly strong. Just a rolling quake gently moving through the neighborhood.
Fast forward to February of 1971. It was 1 minute after 6am. I had just gone to the bathroom and was crawling back into the top bunk. As soon as my head hit the pillow the quake hit L.A. It started out with a shimmer, but was full on shaking in seconds. Being on the top bunk, it was quite a ride! Everything in the room was shaking violently and it was noisy. Stuff falling off the walls, etc. Then I noticed something extraordinary and I’ve never experienced it since (and hope I never do again). There was a dimension of sound. As far as my ears could hear there was a rumble and a roar. It must be how Hollywood was inspired to create surround sound, but there’s nothing like the reality!
I don’t know how long the quake lasted and I don’t remember being scared, but chances are I was. My brother Chris was in the bottom bunk and slept through the whole thing! As the morning progressed we started hearing the damage reports. No real damage at our house and minor damage in the neighborhood. I remember we were upset that we still had school. Some of the windows were cracked and in our classroom a portable book shelf had slid across the room dumping it’s contents.
Further north closer to the epicenter in Sylmar, California it was a real disaster. An overpass had collapsed on a truck killing the driver. The worst of it was a V.A. Hospital had collapsed killing around 50 people. Governor Reagan declared a state of emergency. The USGS put the magnitude at a 6.6 on the Richter Scale. Major quake indeed and one I will never forget.
The small quakes really are fun! It’s the big ones that will really shake you up and could kill you if you are in the wrong place in the wrong time.
Learning to Be Content
Philippians 4:10-12
10 How I praise the Lord that you are concerned about me again. I know you have always been concerned for me, but you didn’t have the chance to help me. 11 Not that I was ever in need, for I have learned how to be content with whatever I have. 12 I know how to live on almost nothing or with everything. I have learned the secret of living in every situation, whether it is with a full stomach or empty, with plenty or little. (NLT) (emphasis mine)
It has been an exceedingly tough year and a half for me. I have wrestled with many things and I have wrestled with God about many things. The biggest challenges for me have been trying to find goals to aim myself toward and the other has been even tougher. Being broke. So broke that I was spending even more money that I didn’t have on late fees on late rent and insufficient fund fees to the bank (automatic withdrawals to pay bills is not always wise!).
There have been some extraordinary occurrences in the past 18 months as well. Successes and challenges in the political arena and extraordinary success with some of my videos. I even had one story make it on Glenn Beck! Amazing! And even though all of that notoriety is fun, it doesn’t pay. I am trusting that it is all leading somewhere, but in the meantime it was discouraging to be on national TV but at the same time having to walk to work because I couldn’t afford gas for my car.
But God has been showing me some amazing things in the middle of all this struggle for money and goals. The main message has been, quit struggling, trust and wait. To say that is not easy is an understatement. How can you not struggle when you feel like you are a chunk of taffy in a taffy machine?! The best answer to that has been in the period of my want and need God has shown up in many extraordinary ways.
The biggest and best is the way he has used my friends and family to help support and encourage me! Especially some dear friends of mine who hired me to do work, fed me when I was hungry and spoke life and encouragement when inside I felt like I was dying. God Himself is constantly reminding me that He is with me, that He hasn’t forgotten me and that He has a wonderful plan for my life. Just trust, wait and be thankful.
Lately I feel like I am turning the corner. I am still struggling with my finances, but at least my rent and car payments are now on time. I’ll take that victory. My dear friends are now like family. Another great gift. My family is closer then ever. And I am learning to be content with less. Granted I still haven’t arrived, but as I struggle less and trust God more I continue to see and feel Him encouraging me. I have learned so much in the last year and a half. Lessons that will serve me well in the future. The blessing of friends and family and God’s Love are more precious then a winning lottery ticket.
“Things” are coming a bit more into focus for me. I am blessed to be a blessing even if that has nothing to do with cash on hand and for that I am thankful. Still waiting on some things, but wrestling less with God and trusting Him more. After all, He has the master plan!
Something Fishy Going On Again
I love my fish tank. It brings a calm and peace to my life as I peer into an alien environment created for creatures with gills and colorful scales. I have a 55 gallon tank and when it’s fully stocked with guppies and neons and assorted tetras it can be better than HD TV. In 3D even!
The story of the tank goes back to the days in Roswell and my job at KBIM TV. The year was 1992. I already had a 10 gallon tank (which was later the home for my Piranha, but that is another story) where my green snake lived. (it was so cool) I also had a little goldfish tank with a little goldfish in it. I didn’t want a dog or a cat since I lived in an upstairs apartment.
I was minding my own business at work one day talking to our receptionist and she asked me if I wanted to buy her 55 gallon tank. Stand, underground filters, gravel, the whole works for only $75. What a steal and a deal! I jumped at it and we agreed. Her Dad even helped me carry it up the stairs to my apartment. He even took the heavy end. (and it was heavy)
I got it all set up and stocked it with fish and it was amazing. It had (and still has) the best gravel I’ve seen in a fresh water tank. My son was only 3 years old at the time and he loved it! Amber did too, and so did I. :-)
I had the tank for the remaining couple years I lived in Roswell. I added a dog when I moved into a house. Popcorn was our “Pet of the Week” one week that we featured on the air after the weather. I said on TV that I would take her if no one else did, and I did, but again, that is another another story.
Back to the tank. It traveled well when I moved to Lubbock, Texas and was a source of joy when I bought my first house a couple of years later. I visited FAO Schwartz in NY, NY and bought some marbles that I added to the tank. The fish even made the move (and two year stay) to Odessa, Texas after my nearly 10 years in Lubbock. After Odessa I moved to Tucson and that is when I ran into a problem. The tank got cracked during transport from Odessa to Tucson. So, I went without fish for almost a year. That is until my son came to visit.
Now in high school, one of the first things my son said to me was, “Where is your fish tank?” I had always had the tank since he could remember and it was noticeably missing. I missed it too, so I went down to the Wal-Mart and bought a new tank. I still had all the set-up stuff and it was easy to set it up back up and stock it. Just like old times! All was calm and peaceful again in the Shaw household.
Then came my personal Great Depression last year into this one. Not so much my mood, but my finances. First one light burned out on the tank, then the other. Some of the fish were dying (normal attrition) and the remaining were living in the dark except for the natural light coming in from the windows. I couldn’t afford to replace the lights nor the fish. This went on for nearly a year until last week.
Finally! I caught up on my bills and I had some left over cash to replace the lights and stock the tank. I especially love the guppies. They are the most colorful and flamboyant of the fish and they breed like crazy. The little baby guppies serve as live food for the rest of the fish, and the guppies that survive continue to supply even more guppies. It’s wonderful! In Lubbock I had a pet store owner who used to buy guppies from me.
So there you have it. Pets and apartment living don’t mix with me very well. Except for the fish. They don’t need to be walked and there is no cat box litter smell. Only peace and love and a glimpse into an alien world full of color and life. Sigh.
April Foolin’
In general I'm not big into April Fool's Day. Those that know me pretty well are usually surprised to hear that. I tend to be a fun-loving guy who likes to laugh a lot. I guess it can be surprising when I say that I have a tough time coming up with April Fool's pranks, or jokes, that are good.
Sure, stoopid April Fool's jokes are a dime a dozen. Usually it's based on a lie that isn't hard to detect as a lie. Everyone has an uncomfortable laugh and then gets on with the day. Worse yet is a made up tragic story that causes wailing and sobbing only to be replaced by fists flying when the truth is revealed.
However, I do have one story of a joke that I actually planned out and pulled off that wasn't half bad. This is that story.
It was years ago in Roswell, New Mexico. I was the main Weather Anchor on the 6:00 and 10:00 news on KBIM-TV. I brought my son and daughter to work with me on April Fool's Eve along with the suit and tie that I was going to wear the next night. I used a photog to shoot the video. By the 6:00 o'clock news on April Fool's night, I was ready. I instructed my director to mess with the clipping on the weather wall shortly after I started my weather and then roll tape once I walked off camera. It worked brilliantly. Here's what the viewer saw that night in 1993:
We came out of the commercial and I got 10 or 15 seconds into the weathercast when I started to fade in and out on the air. I turned to the camera said, "something's not right, I'm gonna go check this out." I then walked off camera and out the studio door with the camera following behind. I walked into the control room and up to the "director" and it was my 4 year old son and 10 year old daughter. My son had the headsets on and my daughter was at the controls of the switcher. I looked at 'em and said, "I know it's your first time directing and all, but can you please try and get it right?" They said in unison, "OK Dad. NOT!"
I then walked back into the studio shaking my head and went on with the weather.
Fun times! Great team work between a news photog, director, tape op and my kids. My only regret is I didn't save a copy.
Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my brother Chris! Seriously.
Michael Makes Some Great Plays for the Panthers
I was going through some old videos and found these from Michael playing football in high school. They are short clips, but they demonstrate has versatility on the field! I’m hoping to find some of his track stuff.
Fun at the Yuma Fun Factory
Guaranteed White Christmas
Thanx to the internets! There is a Christmas Blizzard brewing right now pretty much over Lubbock, Texas’ head. The storm started as rain in California, but brought snow to some areas south of Tucson. The storm sank further southward than originally expected and the forecast for Lubbock changed from rain and some snow to some rain and more snow! Right now the Hub City is covered with about 6″ and it’s coming down sideways. The 7am observation at LBB is: “Snow, Freezing Fog, Blowing Snow and Windy, 26.” I’m jealous, especially since I should have been there had I had a few extra $$s. Thankfully, there is the internets.
This gathering storm is now plowing east. The kids and grandkids north of Dallas are under a Winter Storm Warning and they could see rain changing to snow by this afternoon and maybe an inch or three just in time for Christmas!
Add this snow to what is already on the ground and a large chuck of the U.S. is fixin’ ta have a White Christmas. If you aren’t, then just surf some web cams, put on some Bing Crosby and dare to dream!





